What is the big deal with this mountain climber who had to amputate his own arm in order to save his life? Everyone seems amazed by it. Big deal!! I do that kind of stuff all the time, and no one seems terribly impressed!

What? No, of course I don't mean my OWN arm, you ninny!!!!! That's stupid!!!! Why would I chop off my own perfectly good arm!?! I meant I'm always chopping off OTHER people's arms!! Legs, too. Occasionally other appendages, but we won't go into that just now.

But at least I always give the parts back to the owners when I'm done. Idi Amin, on the other hand, used to eat them.

Raw.