Anyone who STILL doesn't believe that I'm getting a raw deal needs to read this, then be taken out back and tortured.

It seems that the United States army is destroying its stockpiles of sarin!! Excuse me? What is the United States doing with frikkin' sarin in the first frikkin' place!?! If I had suddenly announced last fall that I was destroying MY (non-existent, of course) sarin, Bush would have been all over me like flies on camel crap!!! He would have gone on worldwide TV screaming, "LOOK!!! LOOK!!! HE HAD SARIN!!!! SEE??? SEE???I TOLD YOU SO!!!!"

And now it turns out he had the stuff all along, too! Talk about your basic double standards!!

And I don't even want to think about how he's letting it all go to waste by burning it....