Did you see my speech? Did you like the way I casually threw in that sly reference to the recently downed helicopter? Bet that really got their tongues wagging over at the Central Infidel Agency!
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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