Monday, April 28, 2003

For all you skeptics out there who continue to foolishly insist that I'm dead, I draw your attention to my Deputy Prime Minister's claims that I'm still very much alive. I'm not too happy about him singing like a canary, but I do understand. The infidels confiscated his collection of pornographic DVD's when they ransacked his house a couple of weeks ago, and he wants to get them back. Quite a collection, too, and it's great hearing that typical instrumental soft jazz porn music pumped through a Surround Sound Dolby Digital 5.5 Bose sound system. It rocks, man!