Now let me get this straight: For the last five years the United States has been demanding that I let the UN weapons inspectors back in. So finally, just to shut them up, I did. Now all of a sudden Bush is saying he does NOT want the UN inspectors in Iraq!! Has he started drinking again, or what?

I think Jacques Chirac should DEMAND that Bush let the inspectors back into Iraq, or else France will invade the United States!

HA, HA, HA!!! Can you imagine France invading ANYTHING!?!? HA, HA, HA!!! I'm so funny, I crack myself up sometimes!! Maybe I'll imprison Jay Leno and take over The Tonight Show.