Thursday, April 10, 2003

Now my own UN envoy has betrayed me?!? This truly perplexes and befuddles me. Mohammed and I went to the University of Iraq at Mosul back in the '60's. Had a lot of classes together. And while we both majored in mass murder, he had a minor in internatioanal relations whereas mine was in shoving hot iron rods up orifices as an interrogation tool. Graduated first in my class!!

Our sophomore year we both joined the same fraternity, Kamel Dung Pi. Boy, did we know how to PAR-TAY on weekends!!!!!!!!!

And now he says he has "no relationship with Saddam!!!!" That really and truly hurts....

Well, okay, maybe not quite as much as a hot iron rod up a major orifice, but it still hurts.