Sunday, April 20, 2003

This morning I was confronted by a giant pink bunny rabbit which offered me a very pretty, multi-colored egg. Needless to say, I ate it right there on the spot.

No, NOT the egg, you silly infidel!! I can't eat eggs! Doctor wants me to watch my cholesterol. I plan to live a l-o-n-g time.

Heck, I'll probably still be around when it's Jenna Bush's turn to invade Iraq!