Here is some most excellent news for those of you who may be deeply concerned about my health and well-being: According to my doctors, I can be expected to live for many MANY more years!!! They also say I am HIGHLY intelligent!! Unfortunately, I don't have the names of these highly perceptive doctors, so don't yet know which families to release.

I'm sure this word comes as a relief to the Pentagon officials who continue to hunt me. I know Iraq like the back of my hand, and I don't need no sissified GPS system to find my way around.