Some people are raising eyebrows over the one billion dollars I withdrew from the bank the day before the Americans began tresspassing on my property. Was it really that much?!?! I had meant to only take out $100, but I must have written a couple of extra zeros on the withdrawl slip. Good thing I just happened to have three tractor trailers with me. A hundred here, a billion there. Who's counting?

I'll have my accountants at Arthur Andersen look into it.