British Prime Minister and loyal American lap dog Tony Blair was in Washington yesterday to address the Congress. He says he is standing by his assertions that I had tons of biological weapons, scores of nuclear bombs, and an orbiting death ray designed to incinerate entire cities from outer space.

Well, of course he continues to stand by his accusations!! What was he supposed to say? "Sorry, guys, but our inteligence was completely wrong. Saddam had no weapons of mass destruction, and is actually a really nice guy who loves the outdoors, children, animals, and quiet walks on the beach. Guess we really f*cked up this time, eh? Oh, well. At least no one got hurt or anything."

Oh, and I was just kidding about the whole orbiting death ray thing. Really. I swear.

You can trust me.