Thursday, July 31, 2003

HEY!!! Who let that crazy Korean fruitcake in here!?!?!

Someone count the silverware after he leaves. I don't trust him.

And count the canisters of Sarin gas also. Um, what I mean is that someone should count the canisters of Sarin if we actually had any, which we don't.

We may have have had some Sarin a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, but that was destroyed years ago in compliance with United Nations resolutions. Really. I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die!!

Oops.... Bad choice of words on my part!