I know I'm going to regret this almost as much as the time I told George Bush to go pound sand (And the idiot totally misinterpreted what I meant by "go pound sand"), but I have decided to add a comments field.

Now don't get the wrong idea: I really don't give a scorpion's ass what you think. But if I can at least make you think that I think that you think that I somehow value your meaningless opinions, then maybe it will take your minds off that stupid obsession you Americans have with freedom, democracy, and that apple pie crap.

Just what is an "apple pie," anyway?

You should try that Stouffer's Camel Hump pie. Now that's some good eatin'!