The United States of Infidels Hellbent on Wiping Out Islam is offering a $25 million reward for my capture.
I'm insulted. I thought I'd be worth at least $50 million.
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
The United States of Infidels Hellbent on Wiping Out Islam is offering a $25 million reward for my capture.
I'm insulted. I thought I'd be worth at least $50 million.
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