Well, I have confirmed that both Uday and Qusay were killed earlier today.

Bummer.

However, I must admit that I am more than a little perplexed! I thought Uday had been killed back in March! If he was alive, you'd think he would have called his old man just to say "Hey, pop! What's up? Can I borrow 20 dinars?"

Suddenly that whole eyeball thing seems downright gross and disgusting, instead of pathetically sentimental and touching.