Have you had a chance to see Mars? It's less only 56 million kilometers from Earth and is quite spectacular. They say this is the closest it's been to us in 60,000 years!
I'm hiding there now.
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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