Well, well, well..... Now some people are saying that half a million troops will be needed to bring Iraq under control. WOW!!! Now that's impressive! I'm starting to feel pretty good about myself now!

Party in my room tonight!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Look guys, there is an easier way: Just admit defeat, pack up your Humvees and Bradleys, and go home, okay? You do remember the way out, right? Or should we show you to the border?

I'll have my accountants draw up a bill for the mess you made. Is the billing address still 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?