Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Curious thing, this "democracy" crap. Even after I rehired all those former personal hookers of mine to go to "Calleeforneeah" and make up stories about how Schwarzenegger groped them, the voters STILL went out and voted for the former Nazi sympathizer. Hell, if the rest of the United States is anything like California, I'll have no problem emerging triumphant in the Presidential election next year.

Of course, I don't expect to win the Shiite vote....

----------Joe Heller, Green Bay Press-Gazette