Monday, December 01, 2003

Okay, now I'm pissed at Kim Jong Il. For a couple of years we had been trying to buy a missile system from him, and he was always coming up excuses. One time it was that the guidance systems were on backorder from the factory, or there was a shipping error & they went to Liechtenstein by mistake, or they didn't have them in the color I wanted, or the optional cup holders couldn't hold the 44 oz. Big Gulps I like, or whatever.

Now it turns out the whole deal was a scam and I kept making payments for nothing!

This really shatters my faith in humanity. If you can't trust a fellow despot, who can you trust?