The Pentagon has discovered that Halliburton may have overcharged my poor citizens a total of $61 million for gasoline!
I don't know about you, but I'm certainly shocked. Well.... okay, maybe not.
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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