By now I'm sure all of you realize that I'm a mass-murdering ruthless evil tyrant who has absolutely no regard for human life, and that I'm quite good at it.... Provided, of course, I don't get interrupted by an inconsiderate infidel invasion.

But how many of you are also aware of my musical talents? And I'm quite good, if I might say so myself. If this return to power thing doesn't work out, I may just go to Vegas and do nightly shows. Hell, if Celine Dionne can do it, I'm sure I can! (Thanks to Daniella for the link).

And while I can belt out a tune like there's no tomorrow, I don't have Bush's sense of rhythm. Then again, who does?