----------Dana Summers, Orlando Sentinel

I never thought I would see the day that the Sunnis and the Shiites would work side by side towards a common goal. Normally we're too busy trying to kill one another to worry about anything else.

So I am positively overcome by joy to see these longtime rivals in Islam working together to expel the infidel invaders. Excuse me while I blow my nose......

They don't allow me access to Kleenexes, so I guess I'll just wipe my hands on my pants.