It was a pretty exciting finish to the Masters Tournament yesterday. Phil Mickelson finally won his first major after years of trying. I mention this only because I've always identified with the underdog who triumphs against seemingly insurmountable odds.... If you catch my drift.

I used to play golf years ago but gave it up. Too many damn sandtraps around here, but I suppose that's to be expected when you live in the middle of a frikkin' desert.

Plus I kept running out of caddies.