A new study suggests that human breast milk contains a compound which cures warts.
Hmmm.... No wonder I have such fine skin.
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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