I would never tell Osama this--mainly because I never talk to him since I don't have any actual 'substantial ties' to Al Qaeda--but sometimes I wish I were a woman. Then I could have things like this done to me.
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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