Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The United States military is having an increasingly difficult time meeting its recruitment quotas. In an effort to get more people to sign up, it has been offering bonuses of $20,000 and is considering going even higher.

Coincidentally, I hear that Al Qaeda has also been having a hard time finding new militants. Word is that Osama may increase the current bonus of 72 virgins for martyrs to as many as 88.