The traitors that have been working on the new Iraqi Constitution have hit a snag. Sunnis are boycotting the process because they feel it's dangerous work. And it is, for several of the delegates have, er, "met with misfortune" during the past couple of weeks.

But the deadline for finishing the document is on August 15, and having the sunnis involved is key to the new Constitution's acceptance

Look, let's make this simple: The Iraqi people don't need no stupid constitution. They have me. That system of government has worked perfectly fine since 1979 when I first took power, and there's no reason to change it now.