Yet another deadline has been missed in Iraq's quest to adopt a constitution. Parliament was supposed to vote on ithe document, but they can never get enough people together to convene. And, of course, the Shiites are blaming the Sunnis, and the Sunnis are blaming the Shiites for holding things up.

The solution to this stalemate is painfully obvious: Restore me to power, and Iraq won't need no stinkin' constitution.