Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the president exclaims. "That's terrible!" He begins to openly weep.

His staff sits stunned at this sudden, unexpected display of emotion. They nervously watch as the President buries his face in his hands. His entire body is wracked by the sobbing.

Finally,Bush looks up. Wiping the tears from his eyes, he asks, "How many zeros is a brazillion?"