Sunday, September 04, 2005

I just heard that they are reopening the Iraqi embassy in Kuwait. This is an absolute outrage!!! First of all, this implies that Kuwait is somehow a separate country, independent of Iraq, which is ridiculous. Everyone knows it's our 19th province.... Or was it ninth? 12th? I forget, but that's not the point.

What is even more upsetting about this is that after we defeated the Americans in the famous 1991 Battle of Kuwait City and voluntarily went back home, those people over there had the audacity to burn our embassy down!!! Then they just flat out refused to pay the bills we sent them. We finally turned the entire matter over to a collection agency, which explains those phone calls the Emir of Kuwait keeps getting at awkward moments.