A rat on some island near New Zealand evaded capture by scientists for 18 weeks.
So what? I evaded capture by the entire American army for 25 weeks!!!
Er, not that I'm comparing myself to a rat, of course.
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
A rat on some island near New Zealand evaded capture by scientists for 18 weeks.
So what? I evaded capture by the entire American army for 25 weeks!!!
Er, not that I'm comparing myself to a rat, of course.
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