A jury in California has awarded $1.7 million to a woman who was spanked on the job.
Jeez.... I guess it's a good thing I gassed those 148 villagers instead of spanking them!
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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