Saturday, February 08, 2003

Now I am truly troubled... Several of my henchmen explained to me that when President Bush said "the game is over" he did NOT really mean that the game is over. And even more confusing, there's apparently no actual game!!!


I still don't fully understand what my underlings were telling me. They said Bush was merely using something called a metaphor. I find that very confusing. I don't even know what a meta is, much less what it's for. At any rate, I have ordered the Teamsters, Baghdad local # 2389, to keep driving our mobile laboratories around.

As for my henchmen, I shall tell them that I greatly appreciate their advice and always value their opinions. Then I will have the sorry SOB's executed for disagreeing with me.