Friday, February 07, 2003

What? NOW Bush tells the world it was all just a game!?! He had me so scared I was crapping my pants on a daily basis! Well, thank Allah it's all over and I can stop trying to hide all my toys from the UN inspectors. Constantly driving over pothole-riddled intertribe highways with a trunkful of nuclear warheads is NOT a whole lot of fun.

Guess I'll go wash that lumpy pile of shorts in the corner now.