The world is all abuzz over Colin Powell's performance at the United Nations yesterday. And that's all it was: A performance, like in a movie script. He should be nominated for one of those Mayer awards. Or are they called Oscars? Let me assure you that all of it was a lie. Every bit of it. Just scurrilous falsehoods concocted to disparage my good name.

Now I know how O.J. felt.