Another minor setback in my plan to dominate the world as Muhammad Hamza al-Zubaydi, one of my top homies, was arrested today. His capture was the first of a "face card," as Moe was the Queen of Spades. The invading mongrel foaming-at-the-mouth infidel dogs are probably feeling pretty good about that. It will be a shortlived victory.

When I break him out of prison, I'll have to give him a hard time about being a girl card. HA HA HA!!!!!

Oh, he is going to be SO pissed!!