Monday, April 21, 2003

Congratulations to Ahmad Chalabi, who finally figured out that I'm still in Iraq. Maybe the autographed Aces of Spades I keep leaving behind as a taunt to my pursuers tipped him off. Keep my chair warm, Ahmad, for I will soon be coming back to reclaim it. And enjoy your testicles while you still can, you worthless backstabbling jackal, for those will soon be mine, too. And then I'll feed them to my pet lions!