A bjprice writes: If it is still April 27th wherever you are... BIRTHDAY SADDAM! BJ. How very sweet! Is today my birthday for real?! I suppose I should Google myself to verify this, but I will take you at your word. After all, I feel that you and I have established a certain level of trust. And while I would have no problem stabbing you in the back, twisting the knife, and going through your pockets as you lie writhing in agony on the ground, the same is not true for you.

And what is that at the end of your message? Are those your initials, or is that an offer?