Sunday, April 27, 2003

There are vicious rumors going around that I've been in bed with Al Qaeda. Lies. All vicious lies. I've been in bed with the Syrians, some Russians, an occasional goat or camel, and plenty of women, but never anyone from Al-Qaeda. That has been, and remains, a purely professional relationship. And as far as that march of 1998 meeting is concerned, we did brunch. That's it. Well, MAYBE we did discuss a little bit of.... "Chemistry," but in a scientific sort of way. Nothing more.


Trust me.

Would I lie to you?