Disturbing news about this rescued POW.... Aren't such rescues banned by international law? I mean, we captured her fair and square! Where's my copy of the Geneva Conventions? Oh, right, I tore it up years ago.

This never would have happened if the invaders hadn't banished Geraldo. If he were still around, I would have learned of the rescue operation before hand merely by watching Fox News and taken the appropriate precautions.

The fact that this particular operation succeeded tells me that it was planned by military officers who know what they are doing, as opposed to that civilian ninny, Donald Rumsfeld.