Tuesday, April 08, 2003

I like President Bush's approach to this war. For the past year it's been "We have to get Saddam" and we're going to get Saddam." But when he can't actually catch me, it suddenly becomes "Saddam's no longer relevant." Huh? He just wasted four 2000 pound bunker busting bombs on someone who's NOT relevant? Yeah, right.

This is a complicated dance the two of us are sharing: He's being coy, and I'm playing hard to get.

We'll see if I'm still "not relevant" when I move into the White House and begin remodelling the Oval Office. Perhaps I'll keep the current occupant on as my butler.