Loyal reader and fellow hater of the loudmouth Shiites splinter_01 asks, Here's one for you...what did you think when your Information Minister when he was outside his office, on a fine Baghdad Morning, saying that the USA wasn't anywhere near Baghdad, then, ran for the hills when USA artillery shells started exploding?

I was quite impressed by his stupidity, uh, I mean LOYALTY, as he answered those questions. A fine performance, indeed, and I was more than happy to spare the lives of his family in return. I was somewhat LESS than impressed, however, when he finally decided to leave Baghdad. All I could think to tell him at that point was "Run faster or get the F*CK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"