Oh, I almost forgot. I promised the slime slithering hordes from the swamps of hell a BIG surprise tonight!!! I would tell you and all my other loyal allies in Hollywood what it is, but I better not. You never know who else might be reading.
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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