Now I'm sure many of you think I'm boring old fuddy-duddy who doesn't know how to have fun unless it involves spraying aerosolized Anthrax over large concentrations of Kurds. But the truth of the matter is that I'm quite an accomplished musician. And lately I've been perfecting my rapping technique. Oh, would you like a sample?

I should warn you that depending on your connection, it may take a few minutes to download (Thanks be to Allah and vainpeach for this link).