Friday, May 09, 2003

What is the big deal with this mountain climber who had to amputate his own arm in order to save his life? Everyone seems amazed by it. Big deal!! I do that kind of stuff all the time, and no one seems terribly impressed!

What? No, of course I don't mean my OWN arm, you ninny!!!!! That's stupid!!!! Why would I chop off my own perfectly good arm!?! I meant I'm always chopping off OTHER people's arms!! Legs, too. Occasionally other appendages, but we won't go into that just now.

But at least I always give the parts back to the owners when I'm done. Idi Amin, on the other hand, used to eat them.