Once again I'm getting blamed for something I had NOTHING to do with! Now it's land mines blowing up little kids. You think I'm happy about this? No, of course not! Those damn mines cost money, even if the French government did sell them to us at a substatntial discount shortly before the war....

Wait.... Was that supposed to be a secret? Do me a favor and don't say anything to anybody about that till I have a chance to check with Jacques Chirac. He's supposed to coming by with fresh hookers later.

Wait....