What's the big deal about all the mass graves? I thought the US was supposed to be looking for my weapons of mass destruction, but instead they're getting all hung up on the various atrocities I've committed over the years. Gimme a break!!!! I was--and will be again--a despotic dictator!! Controlling your populace through mass murder goes with the territory, okay? It's part of the job description! Get over it, for crying out loud!! Stalin did it, Hitler did it, Pol Pot did it, and Mussolini did it! So don't single me out. I was merely carrying on a proud tradition!

Besides, it's the only way to get the damn Shiites to shut the hell up!! Just wait. You'll see.