This is trully shocking news. My Minister of Information has been temporarily captured by the less than permanent occupiers of Iraq. And apparently that little wuss didn't even try to put up a fight!
Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!
So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.
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