Monday, June 16, 2003

Well, I've been found out. The infidel American President seems to have finally discovered the source of my Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Wait.... I MUST be getting old!!! What I MEANT to say was ALLEGED Weapons of Mass Destruction, which I no longer have, because I destroyed them so that I would be in compliance with United Nations resolutions, because I'm such a wonderful citizen of the of the international brotherhood of man, thereby making the world place a safer place to live!


I'll be guest hosting Jay Leno's show next week.