Tuesday, June 10, 2003

Whatever differences I may have with the American President, I must give him credit on one point: He is an eternal optimist.

The infidel invading hordes' search teams can keep looking all they want. They're not going to find anything. My OFFICIAL position is, as I have long maintained, that we long ago destroyed all our mean old weapons of mass destruction in compliance with United Nations resolutions. But between you and me, they're actually