Have you heard about this guy, Joseph Wilson, who was sent to Africa to check out reports I had been trying to buy uranium? He wrote a report saying that he could find no evidence of such efforts by me.

HA!! See!?! See!?! I'm innocent!!! Not gulilty!!! Off the hook!!! Pure as the wind driven sand!!!

Any time Mr. Bush is willing to apologize, he knows where to find me.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry.... NO, HE DOESN'T!!!!

Someone please tell him I'd like the carpets in the Oval Office cleaned before I take over. Thanks bunches!!